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Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.
Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.
by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006
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Little Apples

Little Apples, if somebody belittled you you would say little apples, if you're playing cards or anything you would say little apples if somebody played the wrong card, it's more of a broad term" it's an Irish term and the full term means little apples will grow again"

"Basically if you Pull little apples off an apple tree they will grow back bigger and better and that's pretty much what it is karma"

It is also kind of used as a comedic threat you made me pick up 5 cards I'll get you back
Person1: I got five lollipops and you only have one

Person2: Little Apples (there aunt arrives with a big bag of lolly pops just for them)
by Dementia June 23, 2020
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Apple Girl

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Apple. She loved apples. That's it.
Banana: Apple Girl stole all my apples!
Peach: Yeah, she robbed the grocery store for apples yesterday. There isn't any proof she did it, but cmon, who else would?
by Marshmellow Da Lamacorn May 24, 2020
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Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.
Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.
by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016
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Madam’s apple

When a seemingly woman possesses an Adam’s apple.
Damn, do you see the madam’s apple on the chick with the size 14 foot?!?!
by Weezy McNasty November 6, 2021
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apple doorbell

the sound pattern made when all of your apple devices receive an email at the same time and are all on the same desk/room.
iphone, ipad, ipod all get an email and the ever famous email chime rings on them all milliseconds apart. this cadence of sound is the apple doorbell.
by translator of mumbles July 11, 2011
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Apple products

Something I get shamed at school for not having. I'm sure some of you guys that have Samsung and Motorola's get this treatment too.
Apple user: ew she has a Samsung her pictures probably look like they came from the 80's
Me: I don't like to take pictures and Apple products are to expensive for me
by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022
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