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I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.
The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.
"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"

Say Hi To Your Mom 

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.
Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus
Say Hi To Your Mom by Micah July 21, 2004

dinosaur your mom 

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.
1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!
dinosaur your mom by squirrel March 18, 2005

national fuck your mom day 

national fuck your mom day is may 1st.
hey did you know it’s national fuck your mom day today?