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Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.
I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.
by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.
Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Wife Beater

A shirt most commonly worn by men, that has straps and is composed of semi-elastic fibers. Usually seen on men with beer-bellies that are known to practice domestic violence, hence their name
Those Hanes wife beaters are nice man, how much were they?
by R3alities January 26, 2017
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nice wife

sales person: "if you buy this with that, you get this free!"

customer: "Nice wife!"
by chadisthejacobs February 16, 2010
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prison wife manlet

A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.
I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
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Ex-Wife-In-Law

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.
She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.
by thmill December 2, 2024
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