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dank or wank

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.
Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"
by thejollyjellyfish69 March 5, 2015
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BLUETOOTH PRANK AND WANK

The sex fetish of Bluetooth hacking BLE (Bluetooth Low Energy Device) enabled sex toys such as the Lovense Hush, for the purposes of masturbation or sexual arousal

When solely done for hacking purposes it's simply called "Screwdriving"(term coined by the man who discovered the security flaw.
Wife: "Dammit, Jim, stop hitting the activation button, I'm at work!"
Husband: "It's not me. It's probably someone driving around having a bluetooth prank and wank, again! Hey, why do you have it on at work? "
Wife: "See you later, babe..gotta go" *click*
by slipandslur October 3, 2017
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Dank Wank

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!
by ClitNinja March 3, 2011
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Mexican Bum Wank

Pressing the bum cheeks of another man/women together whilst vigorously moving your penis up and down, between the pressed cheeks.
LsLaws was knelt whilst Raj was on all fours giving him a mexican bum wank!
by MatrixwolfRN December 15, 2010
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wank tank

Somebody who masturbates excessively. A cum production unit.
"All that wank tank ever does is sit around making wang tang"
by Handsome B September 7, 2008
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Eye wank

Answer to the question "If this is an ear wank, and this is a mouth wank, then whats this?" asked to scared first years by bored 5th years in secondary schools throughout the country.
When the first years reach "that age" they realise that they do indeed wank.
"Eye wank?"
"Ahhhahahahahahaaaaaaaa, YOU WANK!!!!!!"
by Vincentenial November 26, 2004
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wankel

ReCorrection: Felix Wankel invented A PISTONLESS ROTARY ENGINE, now known as the Wankel engine. It is a perfection of the original rotary engines, mainly used in airplanes. He did not invent the rotary engine, the same way that the Kimberly-Clark corporation (makers of the Kleenex) did not invent blowing your nose into something.
The Wankel under the hood of his Mazda broke down.
by Epsilon Rho Tau Omega March 22, 2010
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