creepy russian uncle

A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.

Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

uncle dirty dick

an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.

oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.

by uncle buttcracker November 9, 2009

Shiny Uncle David

(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!

Polish your dome twice daily

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Uncle Mick Mack

a name for one's penis

She gave Uncle Mick Mack a kiss and he spit on her!

by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

Uncle Tickles

A funny clown that tells all sorts of funny jokes.

A person that can make people laugh.

Did you read what Uncle Tickles said? That was really funny! LOL

by Uncle Tickles January 16, 2011

Uncle Grubby's Special

While in midair (from a jump for example) you fart on your hand and slap the fuck out of someone next to you (generally the back of the head or the face.)

Jarome: "Can you believe it, that bitch didn't want to deepthroat me?"
Tim: "What did you do about it?"
Jarome: "I kept giving her Uncle Grubby's Specials until she did what I said."
Time: "Yeah thats what I would have done too."

by MyEyesRBleeding May 16, 2004

Uncle Tom

Living hell for females. Nickname females use to hide the identity of what they call a period. Tom= time of month:)

Sally: Uncle Tom came can you help me?
Fredricka: sure!!

by Chickens buttocks October 17, 2019