tongue chowder

the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."

Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013
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Cobol Tongue

1) A spring or stream that appears suddenly, out of no where. Usually consists of dirty water, flowing downhill from an unknown source. Disappears are quickly as it comes; 2) The act of stealing plastic, wooden, or metal crates from local delicatessens.
Rolly: I was totally Cobol Tongue'ing it last night. I got like, twenty crates!
by Rolly Layne February 02, 2007
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tongue salsa

As the tongue wiggles it also comes in and out of the mouth
Oh, do you and Logan like to tongue salsa to the Macarena?
by Who ordered the guac August 29, 2018
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tomb tongue

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.
I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.
by mcdede February 26, 2014
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Butter tongue

The act of licking another's sweaty body parts.
After we went for a run together, Leo unleashed his infamous butter tongue technique.
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Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.
“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister
by HippyDippy_ August 03, 2021
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