Yule toilet log

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky

After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.

by Zozothecat December 25, 2019

toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009

Toilet Paper Bitch

When you grab a wet ass when a bitch doesn't wipe her cooch after she pisses.

Jose Arroyo why the fuck did you rub up on that wet shit. She didn't wipe. What a fucking Toilet Paper Bitch!

by SKEET SKEET SKEET NIGGA! September 21, 2007

soft toilet paper phase

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.

I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014

Toilet Bound Hanako Kun

An amazing anime with stunningly beautiful visuals that will awe and astound you... until you read the manga and your standards are raised exponentially and you start to realise Lerche kind of f*cked it up a little (But only a little, it's still great) I mean The anime is GOOD, but please, PLEASE read the manga to get the full Toilet Shitter experience idek where the anime is going from the way they're ordering the arcs

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen Toilet Bound Hanako Kun?
Person 2: You mean JSHK? HELL YEAH! It's so good!
Person 1: JSHK?
Person 2: Yeah, Jibaku Shounen Hanako Kun
Person 1: But you coulda' just-
Person 2: But Seriously man, please just read the manga. I mean, you can read and watch it if you want, but READ THE MANGA!
Person 1: Uh, okay..
Person 2: No, promise me, promise me right now or I'll literally do you a Mitsuba-
Person 1: OKAY! OKAY! I'LL READ IT! I'LL READ IT! PLEASE! PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M SORRY!

by Toilet Shitter March 27, 2020

John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 02, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005