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radioactive queef

Much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out.
Did you see Joe shaved his head?

No, are you sure Brenda didn't let out a radioactive queef?
by XaNaX_Daquri February 4, 2017
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queef

when air is released from the vagina due to air being pushed inside.
most common during sexual activity.
omg bro listen to this. jesse queefed when i was doing back shots last night!
by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022
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Cthulhu Queef

A fat bitch who makes all you favorite characters homophobic
Everyone making homophobic Jean Gray Tik Toks like they’re Cthulhu Queef
by Homo-Erectus June 22, 2021
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Queef

the green powder in the bottom pot of your weed grinder (;
person1: hey bro lets go smoke this queef?
person2: yeah bro lets go smoke a fatty!
by br4t20 August 26, 2021
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Queef

A slang for love towards friends
“I queef you!”
by Iqueefyou April 7, 2023
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queef cuck

shirt man that is whiny and needs to shut the fuck up
Aim is a queef cuck.
by Queefcuck69 June 11, 2022
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Queef

NOT a fart in any way. It’s actually when air bubbles get stuck in a vagina either from jumping up and down, or having sex in a certain position. That air has to escape and may mimic the sound and or feeling of a fart but is NOT.

All a queef is, is trapped air expelling from the vag. Cooters don’t fart.. and if they do, there’s a problem with it. lol. If you queef and there’s an odor to it.. there’s a problem with your cooch and you need to see a gyno, STAT.

Also only super immature dudes would ever make fun of a woman for queefing when switching positions.. it’s the man’s fault it’s happening anyway considering he shoved the air up there and those air bubbles must come out, since they have nowhere else to go.

A queef may feel like a fart from your cooch but remember, cooters do NOT fart. ~ probably did some sort of activity that got some air trapped up there such as (jumping into a swimming pool, or an aerobics class)and it’s just escaping out.. no big deal.

Once, I went to a strip club… and the stripper said “wanna see something so cool check this out” and she took my 5 I tipped her and queefed on command and blew it back over to me. That gross shit still haunts me to this day. But also still explains what a queef is… just simply AIR!
*Guy and girl switch from doggy to missionary*
>>>fart sound<<<
Girl: “Sorry, just a queef haha 😆 “
Guy: “No worries baby.Get over here!!”
by Blondie1199 August 22, 2023
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