Turkish Flap Doodle

The act of ingesting a gold chain, defecating it, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

I caught my wife stealing my gold chain to use in a Turkish Flap Doodle

by Askalotl July 7, 2025

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Salmon flaps

A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.

"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"

Also

"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2

by Jess3e January 17, 2025

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Cunt Flap

The Meaty Curtain Flab of Flesh billowing over the Clit mountain.

Where is it, I cannot encroach upon thy Clit Mountain, for there is a mighty Cunt Flap obscuring my approach?!?!

by Bupp&Zeider January 26, 2025

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Tennessee Mud Flap

An action in which a girl who's pussy is destroyed as well as having shit in it and then queefing in your face and her flaps and the shit goes go all over your nose.

My sister Tennessee Mud Flapped a man and he beat her.

by Poopooman96 March 1, 2025

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