flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.

That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.

by artagnon April 23, 2016

flaming

v. Engaging in an outrageous activity such as destroying someone’s life online, wearing a lot of feathered boas or, in Canada, supporting the Calgary Flames ice hockey team.

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Up for some flaming on the weekend.

Will there be overly-loud music and muscular Canucks fighting?

Do beaver have chiseled teeth?

by gnostic3 February 10, 2020

Flaming Larry

A sexual act involving double penetration, with the primary lubricant being Deep Heat or Dencorub.

I've got Billy and Oscar coming over tonight to wreck me with a Flaming Larry.

by ShrewdSauce November 14, 2021

Flame Grilled Whopper

The act of igniting one’s mattress or similar object on fire prior to performing coitus on said object.

Did you hear? Dan pulled a flame grilled whopper and is in ICU!

by Tacoboi June 4, 2023

Flaming Jike

When you flash someone, but after dousing them with sexburst (see sexburst definition) and setting them alight.

Last night I had some sexburst leftover so I decided to flaming jike that old lady down the street with some friends!

by JMRILER January 18, 2009

Ginger flaming roast

when you roast your GINGER science teacher with a heated up cast iron rod, inserting the red hot rod into your ginger teachers asshole and yelling ROAST ROAST ROAST YEEE BOY ROAST

"I gave my teacher a Ginger flaming roast for christmas!"
"Did she like it?"
"She was sure gasping for breath!"

by gingermaniac May 13, 2010

flaming elmo

A internet meme where Elmo has his hands raised with flames behind him.

flaming elmo is proof that elmo is creppypasta.

by TheRealMugman October 9, 2020