things in the world that aren't up

When something happens that is not cool in any kind of way

Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night

Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.

by ONEYERYE May 26, 2014

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Thing-a-ma-nigga

massive veiny black cock that’s gonna steal yo bitch

the thing-a-ma-nigga belonging to jaQuavious slapped my bitch in the face

by BOBBILL101 May 31, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Group Party Thing

The act of participating in an extremely fun activity consisting of 3 or more people. Usually, a couple will be involved, in which the GIRLFRIEND to THE COUPLE does not agree with GROUP PARTY THING, but still decides to go along with her fellow mates desires.

Dude: Hey...would you like to go on a cruise????

Dudette: YES...I'VE ALWALYS WANTED TO GO ON A CRUISE!!!!!!!!!

Dude: Yeah...well let's make it a GROUP PARTY THING!

Dudette: Huh...Group...PARTY THING?!?!?

Dude: Yeah

Dudette: Ok...sounds cool, I'm down for anything...

by YUM7227 October 13, 2008

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017