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testicle joshin

When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.
Yeah manLindsey has totally been testicle joshin me lately.
by Horse Peen July 3, 2021
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Tactical Thursday

a tactical thursday is when u take a day off school preferably a thursday, cause to be honest who wants to go to school on a thursday, this reference works for any day to, just put tactical infront of the day
Steve: yo bro you hear there’s a test tomorrow

Josh: fuck that shit bro, i’m taking a tactical thursday
Steve: that’s my boy
by Miinxto August 4, 2021
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Tasties

The Tasties is like the munchies but goes beyond. When you are high and get the munchies it's because the marijuana made you hungry. The Tasties is when the munchies are sated and you just keep eating because you are so high that whatever you eat just tastes so good that you just keep eating for the simple pleasure of the taste, even though you are full.
Glenn, I am so high I got the munchies yet I can't stop eating, everything just tastes so good, I definitely have the Tasties!
by Howard Shoelson August 7, 2021
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Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021
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Tactical Reload

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"
"No homo Tyler but you didn't have to slap my balls during that Tactical Reload"
by Dooctor September 6, 2021
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Testicle(s)

Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”

P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”

2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”

3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”

P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”

P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”

P1 “Fuck.”

4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021
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Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.
It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.
by Capybaara September 17, 2021
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