twat goblin

one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.

Carolyn is a twat goblin.

by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Vagina Twat

A: The Vagina Muscle that gets tense and gets a knot and makes the woman go insane. She gets mad and starts to yell whenever you try to talk to her.

A: Mikayla needs to cool her vagina twat.

by One1Nut!!!!! March 10, 2010

Twat-Tac

A twat-tac is a non existent vaginal oder remover. Sometimes it is used to refer to Vagisil Rephresh, and other vaginal oder medications.

I was about to go down on this hot chick that I brought home from the bar but when I removed her panties I realized that she really really needed a twat-tac. The smell was unbearable.

by The Digital Word Man March 7, 2010

Fake twat

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.

That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.

by Katm14 September 1, 2013

mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.

Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.

by datstudentlife June 23, 2015

nob twat

a nob twat is someone who is an arrogant, self centered, egotistical, nob jocky, of the male variety who believes all women love them. he then has the arrogance to charge HER, to spank him...

an example of this would be... speecho who is a nob twat

by penisberrysugar December 13, 2008

Team Twat

TΞAM TWAT is a small group of anarchists and activists, operating mainly in the South West of England, with no thought about being caught. The group was founded in 2018 and doesn’t look like it’s going to stop anytime soon, according to recent activity.

Person 1: Did you see the Team Twat insignia on the side of that building today?
Person 2: Yeah of course!
Person 1: Israel isn’t a legitimate country.

by Homosexual carrier pigeon July 20, 2019