touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

Spicy Touch

Touching genitals after preparing peppers and failing to wash your hands.

"Babe! It's cool! It's not gonorrhea, I just got some spicy touch. Save me some tacos and I'll be out in a moment!"

by Mediocre_Bard March 31, 2022

tractor touch

to pecker touch

Hey i heard tom tractor touched that guy in prison.

by jraw April 12, 2017

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022

The Benta Touch

When someone is so naturally good at fixing things that it seems supernatural. This could be fixing cars, computers, art pieces, etc. this is very similar to when your mom tells you where something is and you go exactly to that spot and it isn’t there but then she goes to that exact spot and somehow finds it. Imagine if Khaby lame did what he did except for extremely complicated tasks. Imagine yourself trying to do something that you could swear is at difficulty 10 and then someone comes over and does immediately with hardly any issue at all, then you’re left there head scratching because you have no idea how they made it seem so simple.

Mike: “man I just can’t seem to get this weld right it’s like the welder is broken or something.”

Benta who has half as much experience: “All you gotta do is weld it”

*Benta then proceeds to weld an entire fence together with a broken welder*

Mike: Wow he really has The Benta Touch.
Or
Mike: Wow you really have that welder The Benta Touch

by Joseph 0716 April 5, 2023

dont touch my facue

This was a phrase said by J-hope when they we're going on L.A and they needed to speak English when it was Jimin's turn he said "ssshh" with his index finger on his mouth when he said that some of Jimin's saliva went on Hobi's face and he said "DoNt ToUcH mY fAcUe" cuz of course Jimin's smol finger was dirty bc of his saliva, also its face not facue but back then they werent really fluent much in english so it sounded like "facue"...

H: How are u?
Y: Ssshh im sleeping...
*tries to hug H*
H: No No No
H: Dont touch my facue
Y: whatevah..

by anonymous October 5, 2020