Tectonic Tits

When a girl’s tits are massive.

How big are her tits?
34DD
Man she got some tectonic tits

by Just fora joke October 5, 2020

Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

Tit McMuffin

Used as a swear or when talking about a muffin or cupcake that looks like a tit.

That cup cake looks like a Tit McMuffin.

by ahfhfhf May 1, 2011

Tit-Constipation

When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).

Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"

by LiamMorgan4MVP March 2, 2015

Crazy Tits

Crazy. Wild. Like tits bouncing without a bra. Every which way. No direction.

Wow! She's crazy tits.

by RednekHoser June 17, 2018

boat tits

Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat

Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!

by have a little October 16, 2017

Amber Tits

A fat whore with big tits, who thinks that she is sexy because she has big saggy tits with ugly fat belly, she shows her tits to online men to talk with them but when they see her ugly fat belly also then they block or ghost her

big boobs doesn't count if you're fat like Amber

Hey Amber Tits, Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff

by Jameswits April 11, 2020