swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 21, 2022

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Swamp Pocket

Noun.

A. Referring to a man’s crotch area after he has pre- cum in his boxers and his leg hair and boxers are swampy (sticky)

B. Referring to a women’s private area that is hot in temperature and ready to party.

“That swamp pocket is yearning for me”. Or “he had quite a swamp pocket after we dry humped.

by Lizjunbrit June 29, 2019

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swamp rag

The towel Shrek has blown countless loads of Cum on

When at shreks house be carefully to avoid his gooy green swamp rag, you get pregnant Forsure

by BigDickaSorus March 31, 2021

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nathan swamp ass

A new rare strain of swamp ass that first surfaced in Oregon, 2025

pretty gnarly case of swamp ass, might be the new strain known as "nathan swamp ass".

by Doctor A. Swamp February 27, 2025

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Swamp buggy

A woman or man who think that they can salvage a total looser with love and attention. Who gets stuck in the mud because they cant change people who dont want to change.

I feel sorry for her, she's been toting him arround like a swamp buggy.

by RJ September 04, 2004

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