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Seattle Steamer

A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.
Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer
by pedalsteel May 27, 2024
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Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.
Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.
by Like shappard June 27, 2024
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Royal steamer

The action of defecating on someone else’s closed toilet seat.
Not to be confused with an upper decker.
The party was a bust, so I left a royal steamer.
by pickle-chips July 10, 2024
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Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass
“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up
by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024
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Bosnian Steamer

A Bosnian Steamer is when you take a shit on a active landmine and play frisbee with it, optionally you can play frisbee with grandma
My dog played fetch with my Bosnian steamer, he exploded when he caught it.
by freaky&zestytesticlee August 6, 2024
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Blue Steeler

Fully erect penis that has hints of blue from the the joy of clear skies ahead . It is consider to be strong as steel and brings tears of joy to its host.
When Harry met Sally he had a blue steeler.
Hey you can’t close his casket he still has a blue steeler.
by Sandman57 August 8, 2024
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Frisco Steamer

When you are drunk outside a Steak ‘n Shake and your husband drops his frisko melt on your chest!
My drunk ass came here for a milkshake not a Frisco Steamer!
by Hiking Duo August 10, 2024
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