spingenius

Da infamous "turning straw into gold" conjurer was indeed an amazing "spingenius", but he also put a cruelly-opportunistic "spin" on da bargain dat he made wif da girl in question --- he acted like her giving him her first-born child would not be all dat big a deal to her, but in reality it turned out to be an absolutely devastating prospect. I never was totally comfy wif his not actually being given da promised child, though --- I mean, he held up his end of da bargain by spinning all of da hay into gold, so common honesty and morality dictates dat he should have been at least granted some consideration in dat regard. I mean, if he truly desired to be a father-figure out of loneliness or whatever, perhaps he could have babysat da new queen's child during periods when Her Majesty was otherwise occupied and thus couldn't care for said youngster on her own, and maybe even been said child's tutor or "caring uncle" figure; dat way, da queen could still have retained her child to raise herself, but her savior-wizard could also have gleaned enjoyment and satisfaction from being a part of said child's life.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

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Stinger Missle

the very end of a blunt or joint that typically burns your finger tips.

Yo dude this is a fuckin’ stinger missle
You wanna hit this stinker missle?
The blunt is out, you wanna roach the stinger missle?

by GuysInBears October 25, 2025

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Spigger

Male or female of Hispanic origin, typically a second generation Mexican American who idealizes drugs, guns, ski masks, and money spreads. You will find them binging alcohol (preferably buzz balls or alike) on a given weekday. They almost always have 2+ kids with snot tunnels and dirty diapers, but their children have brand new Jordans. They do not typically partake in lucrative hobbies or careers, and you may be scared to walk past them in public.

That right there is a family of spiggers.

Why would you make that spigger your baby daddy?

by Ninaguerita November 12, 2025

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