Spider

A special type of liberal who will sue you for rape if you do anything to piss them off

She sued me for rape just because I didn't agree with her politically. God, I hate that dumb spider.

by Mason Skyler November 12, 2020

Spider man

Shoots sticky substances out

Spider man shoots sticky stuff in bed

by Polodakangaroo November 1, 2019

Spider

Eight-legged arachnid that many are disgusted or scared of/by. They are thousands of types, but only a handful are poisonous. They are typically timid, and won’t bite unless threatened( breaking egg sac/ spider web, messing with web, etc.). That’s all.

Ew! A spider
2: That’s not even a spider.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

Spider Egg

A mythical creature that lurks and hunts his prey. It is extremely affective at scaring a creature named "Hendrix". It has 3 legs on the side with a yellow frame and a jagged red half. It is a limited Roblox UGC item.

"The Spider Egg surprised Hendrix again!"
"Him and his friends got a Spider Egg face painting on there face"

by Planet Benny May 24, 2025

spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off

Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."

by Krkič February 6, 2019

Mama Spider

Soft, protective, or motherly Natasha Romanoff. Usually in relation to being a motherly figure to Peter Parker; but not always.

Also used: Momma Spider, Spider mom & Mama Nat.

"Uh, oh, they angered Mama Spider," Tony whispered.

by queertree April 25, 2022