soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

Soft

Opposite of hard

Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.

“Dude, SMD! I won’t get in that cage even though the Padres won in 4. I’m soft!”

by ZTerm October 18, 2022

soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

super-soft

Smoething that is at the same time super exciting and Delfin but also soft and quieting.

A fan: How do you find Spinetta's ascending and descending chord in the Socios del Desierto double album?
A Delfin: Super-soft.

A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.

by orionauts February 27, 2020

Soft apeth

When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.

When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl

Wow you really are a soft apeth

Shut up you soft apeth

Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth

by Welsh stuff August 5, 2019

soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 6, 2011

Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.

Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands

by nagoleel May 13, 2025