Davy Jones Syndrome

Davy Jones Syndrome is best Described as the Other end of Love Blindness or Obsession, It is also the Terrible Aftermath of Large-Scale Goldigging or having a Camgirlfriend, For instance, If a Guy(We'll Call a "Davy") falls madly in Love with a Girl(We'll call a "Calypso"), and that Girl offers similar Affection, but at a price, Such as Money, Favours or Other Things, Sometimes the "Davy" offers the "Calypso" things and gives anything at the cost of their own Wellbeing and Health (Literally giving their Heart away, like Davy Jones),If the "Calypso" who is using the "Davy" gets what they want, they will then Leave or Ghost the "Davy" until they Lose interest, this doesn't usually happen, and the Poor soul who has been Used continues to try and talk to them or contact them, they then realise that and feel Betrayed and used, resulting to them feeling enraged and Angered, despising anyone who they associate with the "Calypso", this makes the "Davy" extremely hostile any new form of Love or Affection, because that "Calypso" was everything to them, If that "Calypso" reconciles with the "Davy" the Syndrome Ceases or is Nulled for a Perioid of Time, But it leaves the "Davy" at risk of doing everything they did before.

Lionel: "Did you hear that Emily Blocked Steve?"
Brian: "Yeah, He's not reacting well, he's acting as he'll Never Love Again"
Lionel: "Sounds like a Proper Case of Davy Jones Syndrome"

Davy Jones Syndrome by Minitru January 4, 2019

Pre-mature Baller Syndrome 

It is when you started playing Basket ball when your Dad was in his Dad's sack

Habib: Bro do you see Ahmed over there
Kenneth: Yuh
Habib: I think he has mad Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

Pre-mature Baller Syndrome by digo_bone February 12, 2019

Airdrie Defence Syndrome 

A syndrome where everyone thinks someone else will deal with something. The only known cure is personal ownership of a situation.

The expression comes from the renowned poor defence of a Scottish Football team, Airdrie.

Who's actioned that report? Nobody? Don't tell me Airdrie Defence Syndrome has crept in!
Why didn't the bins get put out last night? Do we all have Airdrie Defence Syndrome?

Airdrie Defence Syndrome by Big Davie 2 April 2, 2020

Post Finale Emptiness Syndrome (PFES) 

The feeling you get after the finale of a show, ending of a movie saga, a book, or exams.

Sidak just finished The Big Bang Theory and is going through Post Finale Emptiness Syndrome (PFES)

Post Finale Emptiness Syndrome (PFES) by Sidaktive August 19, 2020

stanford duck syndrome 

When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.

Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*

stanford duck syndrome by bobby3453 October 26, 2020

Grace Bosch syndrome 

When you believe that everyone hates you.

Not everyone hates you, Billy! You just have Grace Bosch syndrome!

Grace Bosch syndrome by My_name_is_B0b May 6, 2021

The Reyes Syndrome 

The Reyes (KING) Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the person with this mental disorder cannot determine the difference between constructive criticism and insults. People with this syndrome may also be obstinate and brash. Some examples of this may be that they are unable to take advice or even listen to people in some circumstances. When confronted with someone with Reyes Syndrome, please be patient with them as they do not recognize if you can be trusted or not.

"God he just wont take any advice i try to give him. Why is that?"
"Be patient with him, he has THE REYES SYNDROME."

The Reyes Syndrome by Yugure Tatsumi July 26, 2021