Luke Syndrome

The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.

Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.

by Aeh1234 December 21, 2020

Jotaro Syndrome

An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost

The first symptoms to appear are always:

1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology

Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"

by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 22, 2020

Stockholder Syndrome

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A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore

My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome

by Razorclaw the crab December 24, 2020

Duopoly Syndrome

One who only thinks that Republicans and Democrats matter even though both have dug this country into a huge mess with their massive spending, wars, one sidedness, and allegiance to themselves. No matter what either party does, the person has no free thinking for themselves and listens to the brainwashing media and career politicians and will always vote, without hesitation, a Republicunt or Democunt.

Do not give in to Republicans, Democrats, media, friends, family, etc. They have what's called Duopoly Syndrome. They will try to force you to vote the way they want you to vote and have you vote agaisnt what you believe in all for the so called "greater good". Following the masses for the " greater good" isn't always good and it shows in history.

by Cjmar December 27, 2020

Bev Syndrome

Bev syndrome is Stockholm syndrome but for women, who entraped men and then kidnapped them, but made the men fell in love with her when he's kidnapped.

"Do you know that andra suffered from bev syndrome"

by Jaydogman January 7, 2021

Star Syndrome

A condition where someone think they are really special or famous in the eyes of others.

A: Man, I wish I didn't throw a party just because I got 1k views on my youtube video. I'm broke now. And nobody is really watching my videos anymore.
B: My man, you on star syndrome shit? Get well soon.

by isthisaproperpseudonym January 18, 2021

Nino syndrome

Being addicted to teen supernatural shows. Little brain capacity to realise how bad these shows actually are. They hate on anime because they are brain dead.

Grace has Nino syndrome and therefore refused to watch re:zero because she is a baby inside an adults body.

by Zylem January 25, 2021