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Heta Syndrome

Where a person is so unfathomably dyslexic that every word and sentence they say becomes jarble, for example "how was your day" would become "hmdwnw wabdhdf yfjswdkf dayjnfjelf" in hetasyndromenese. Spelling is unfathomable to them. Not only to text but it applies to irl. It has ruined countless lives. Countless futures and endless possibilities ended just because of heta syndrome. It is unintelligible yet if someone is conditioned enough to it they may be able to understand it.
He has heta syndrome again
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Louis Syndrome

When someone is extremely smart and has an outrageously high IQ, assisting with an IQ score of around 200-350, this person will usually be very funny, smart, very handsome, very brave, very muscular, very Racist, and very sexist. A person with Louis Syndrome will usually attract all the girls and leave none for anyone else because his face would be like a magnet for girls. A person with Louis Syndrome will intentionally or accidentally steal everyone's romantic loved ones, including girlfriends, wives and friends (friends don't have to be romantic its just people with Louis Syndrome are just the GOATS and WILL steal your friends).
OMG, THAT GUY IS SO SEXY/SMART/OVER ALL AWSOME.....IM GOING TO ASK IF HE SUFFERS FROM Louis Syndrome.
by Leighton Kramer August 17, 2023
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Brunchausen Syndrome

Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.
Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.
by DaveDogDMY December 16, 2020
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Luke Syndrome

The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.
Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.
by Aeh1234 December 21, 2020
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Jotaro Syndrome

An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost

The first symptoms to appear are always:

1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology
Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"
by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 22, 2020
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Stockholder Syndrome

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A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore
My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome
by Razorclaw the crab December 24, 2020
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Molly Syndrome

When you get attached to a girl and you can never get over her
Person1:I still think about her man

Person2:Bro it’s been like 2 years you still got Molly syndrome
by Discoverer of Molly syndrome November 20, 2020
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