Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.

A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."

by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008

Flying squirrel

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed

Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel

by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020

skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

Squirrel

When you pack your nuts in a chicks mouth and she looks at you with a confused look.

I had this chick squirrel my nuts in her mouth like she was saving them for the winter.

by Squirrel Master 28 August 5, 2017

squirrel jones

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

by jammypop April 10, 2017

Squirrel

A cute rodent who loves to chew on some acorns, hazelnuts or other nuts. This little guy will most likely eat nuts from your hand if they’re not shy enough. There are many different squirrels, brown, gray, black etc.

Some would say it’s the best animal ever.
Emoji for squirrel: 🐿️

”Man look at that squirrel! He’s so cute!”
”Yeah for sure. I love squirrels.”

by RealSquirrel December 25, 2025

Squirrel fart

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness

For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart

by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021