Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.

She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”

by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023

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Samuel

Noun (UK Slang)

A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.

Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.

Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.

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Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.

After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.

by YourLondon June 22, 2023

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