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Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.
John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.
by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021
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Sugar Retarded

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.
"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"
by realmrniceface July 9, 2021
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Rape a retard

A term used to show great frustration.
Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.
"Man... You failed ANOTHER English quiz? At this rate you're going to fail."

"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"

"I hear ya, man"
by The Guv`nor December 31, 2007
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Fucking Retard

An award given annually to a person who exemplifies a humungous amount of Faggotry. This year awarded to Avi DuBois.
by andy November 26, 2003
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Retard Factory

A group which all stupid stock brokers are placed into, so they can float around in each others retardedness. After dealing with a retard factory, one generally feels frustrated and jipped, as their time slips through the hands of incompetent retards right in front of them.

A place where retards are manufactured; purely to make our lives colourful, and rage-filled.
Stupid broker: ":Sure, I will transfer you right away to the people you need to speak to.. provided you dont mind being screwed round for a few minutes talking to charity workers, margin lenders, atleast 3 different switchboard people, the easter bunny and some guy who doesnt know what a stock is :)"
Not-so-stupid broker: "IM SO SICK OF THIS RETARD FACTORY!" *stabs post-it note*
by speth January 29, 2008
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russian retarded

a sincere, yet embellished attempt at portraying a french accent; lacking in authenticity, and accuracy. Final product: an erratic, russian retarded mess.
"Are you trying to be russian retarded again, J?"
by BooJJ February 6, 2008
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retard puppet

A puppet that is not only retarded but also looks like a ginger freckle on steroids. The retatd puppet which was origionaly found in southern japan was commonly named after a noble swardsman Englebert Sultana. Thaigha brown's face looks like a tomato that has been left out in the sun too long to the extent that his face has melted into a chaos watermelon.

Can also be a phrase used to describe a very stupid young male with ginger hair, glasses and sunburn.
Mike: look at that fucking retard puppet in the distance.

johny: yes he looks like a pitbull got a hold of his face and chewed it to the point that it has inflated to the size of my bell-end on a good night.
by jeff schmichael June 20, 2006
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