When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.
Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!
by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022
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Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.
Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.
"Man... You failed ANOTHER English quiz? At this rate you're going to fail."
"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"
"I hear ya, man"
"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"
"I hear ya, man"
by The Guv`nor December 31, 2007
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"Avi is a fucking retard"
by andy November 26, 2003
Get the Fucking Retard mug.A group which all stupid stock brokers are placed into, so they can float around in each others retardedness. After dealing with a retard factory, one generally feels frustrated and jipped, as their time slips through the hands of incompetent retards right in front of them.
A place where retards are manufactured; purely to make our lives colourful, and rage-filled.
A place where retards are manufactured; purely to make our lives colourful, and rage-filled.
Stupid broker: ":Sure, I will transfer you right away to the people you need to speak to.. provided you dont mind being screwed round for a few minutes talking to charity workers, margin lenders, atleast 3 different switchboard people, the easter bunny and some guy who doesnt know what a stock is :)"
Not-so-stupid broker: "IM SO SICK OF THIS RETARD FACTORY!" *stabs post-it note*
Not-so-stupid broker: "IM SO SICK OF THIS RETARD FACTORY!" *stabs post-it note*
by speth January 29, 2008
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by BooJJ February 6, 2008
Get the russian retarded mug.A puppet that is not only retarded but also looks like a ginger freckle on steroids. The retatd puppet which was origionaly found in southern japan was commonly named after a noble swardsman Englebert Sultana. Thaigha brown's face looks like a tomato that has been left out in the sun too long to the extent that his face has melted into a chaos watermelon.
Can also be a phrase used to describe a very stupid young male with ginger hair, glasses and sunburn.
Can also be a phrase used to describe a very stupid young male with ginger hair, glasses and sunburn.
Mike: look at that fucking retard puppet in the distance.
johny: yes he looks like a pitbull got a hold of his face and chewed it to the point that it has inflated to the size of my bell-end on a good night.
johny: yes he looks like a pitbull got a hold of his face and chewed it to the point that it has inflated to the size of my bell-end on a good night.
by jeff schmichael June 20, 2006
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