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Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.
Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!
by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022
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Retarded Justin

Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.
"Dude, a kid got put in detention for being a retarded Justin."
by Bill Cosbys sister December 13, 2021
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gigolo retard

a person of a man who at the same time being obnoxious with his flamboyancy also obstinate against his peers in a further obnoxious way
damn, that gigolo retard sure could need some help cooling down
by original nazarene July 21, 2021
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Rape a retard

A term used to show great frustration.
Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.
"Man... You failed ANOTHER English quiz? At this rate you're going to fail."

"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"

"I hear ya, man"
by The Guv`nor December 31, 2007
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Fucking Retard

An award given annually to a person who exemplifies a humungous amount of Faggotry. This year awarded to Avi DuBois.
by andy November 26, 2003
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Retard Factory

A group which all stupid stock brokers are placed into, so they can float around in each others retardedness. After dealing with a retard factory, one generally feels frustrated and jipped, as their time slips through the hands of incompetent retards right in front of them.

A place where retards are manufactured; purely to make our lives colourful, and rage-filled.
Stupid broker: ":Sure, I will transfer you right away to the people you need to speak to.. provided you dont mind being screwed round for a few minutes talking to charity workers, margin lenders, atleast 3 different switchboard people, the easter bunny and some guy who doesnt know what a stock is :)"
Not-so-stupid broker: "IM SO SICK OF THIS RETARD FACTORY!" *stabs post-it note*
by speth January 29, 2008
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russian retarded

a sincere, yet embellished attempt at portraying a french accent; lacking in authenticity, and accuracy. Final product: an erratic, russian retarded mess.
"Are you trying to be russian retarded again, J?"
by BooJJ February 6, 2008
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