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Ronda

Ronda is a cunning web-spinner that will weave her way into your life at your lowest times. She will try to manipulate you into believing her world is full of woe when in fact it is nothing but lies.

A Ronda will take whatever she wants and doesn’t mind the cost, even if she has to sacrifice her own childrens’ happiness.

Once she has your husband or your boyfriend, she still won’t be satisfied. She will keep flirting and mentally and emotionally having affairs with as many men that will pay attention to her. If you’re not giving her 24/7 of your undivided, she will stray. Even then she will.
“Be careful of Rondas. They will wrap you in their sticky web until you can’t escape and still want three more!”

“Dude, did you see Ronda? Isn’t she with that lady’s ex husband now?”
“Yeah she is, but she has two other boyfriends on the side!”
by anonymooosed_ October 31, 2022
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Rondonkulous

"I ate 2 whole pizzas for dinner"
"That's rondonkulous!"
by Taylor Statten Camps November 8, 2005
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rondesantis

the liquid fecal matter that fills an ostomy bag.
My brother needed to empty his ostomy bag because it was nearly full of rondesantis.
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rondonkulous

1. adj. can be used to describe anything amazing or ridiculous or redonk that happens especially in relation to basketball

2.adj. to describe when an NBA player makes an amazing pass for an assist

3. adj. to describe when a player makes a deceptive play at the hoop put a lay up in

4.adj. can be used to describe when a player gets a triple double

5. adj. most importantly used to describe Rajon Rondo and his play
Man that guy couldn't miss a shot tonight, that was rondonkulous

Rajon Rondo is rondonkulous out there tonight helping the Celtics.

Did you see that rondonkulous no look pass.

Did you see his stat line tonight it was a rondokulous, another triple double.
by DWeber May 8, 2009
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rondonculous

it means it was so ridiculous.
omg that was so ridiculous it was almost rondonculous.
by Sinead Manning October 22, 2008
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Rondo

A word used in place of 'epic' to describe something that is, in essence, the most amazing thing on the planet.
Person 1: "Dude, have you ever played Uncharted 2?"
Person 2: "No, I can't be bothered to stop reading this rondo book."

Person 1: "Whatcha eatin' there, brohamburger?"
Person 2: "A Monte Cristo. This thing is fucking rondo!"
by Leon John F. Kennedy November 23, 2010
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Roundyball

defining characteristic of a snotbox, roundy ball refers to the rounded tip of a snotbox
my snotbox is a little bonkish..i wish it were a roundyball
by Evan February 11, 2005
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