quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.

"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"

by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024

Queef

A slang for love towards friends

“I queef you!”

by Iqueefyou April 7, 2023

Volcanic Queef

The act of using or blowing vape into a pussy, until she queefs.

"Dude, did you know that Vanessa likes Volcanic Queefs?"
"What the FUCK is a Volcanic Queef?"

by REdSnakeBOiz April 11, 2023

The Forbidden Queef

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.

“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”

by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023

Pre-queef

Vaginal vacuum prior to queefing

Fuck I pre-queefed

by Yourcabbie April 21, 2023

Queefing out of your ass

Saying something that is completely bullshit and has no basis for the claims.

Bro stop queefing out of your ass that makes no sense

by Iem apedo November 23, 2023

Postpartum Queef

(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.

That Postpartum Queef almost threw me away

by PlanetaryLover December 5, 2023