purple knees

To beat someone up so badly that their knees turn purple

Hey Waseema, I'm gonna give you purple knees if you don't shut up!

by Wilycrow February 3, 2017

Purple Nurple

To squeeze a man's nipples extremely hard, usually resulting in, hence the name, purple nurples.

My friend Dale just gave me a purple nurple! It hurt so bad I Had to cover them with my hands! Now's they're turning purple!

by dudeguy4life February 23, 2017

purple doughnut

A butthole!

That guy just licked my purple doughnut.

by BitchyV May 7, 2017

Purple Gerkin

A whore. Someone who really gets around and has low standards, But is very likable when they are not insulting everyone.

"Dayum I think he's fucked half the Nation! What a purple Gerkin"

by Rachypop June 17, 2017

purple mummy

A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .

Oh man, Jennifer came over last night and I have a purple mummy and sent her home early.

by weekndworrior October 26, 2017

purple pen

An item you use to draw with when your an emo.

Non emo dude; Hey emo, pass me that purple pen,

Emo; No bitch it’s my purple pen

by SavageCabbageVegi January 11, 2018

Purple A's

When you're bagging so many A's in college that you feel like Jimi Hendrix rocking the campus, and you're just purple with vanity. The fucking best color a grade can be.

Big Boy on Campus: "Purple A's all around! My grades are going up not down!"

by Zroogz June 6, 2018