Oliver

Oliver is a fucking loser with no friends, he also has a micro penis. his best friend is dating his crush. and his hair is terrible.

Person 1: oliver is gay as hell
Person 2: yeah

by MotherEureka December 7, 2021

Oliver

A true don of the bean bandits

God them bean bandits are dangerous, i hope oliver isnt part of them

by Not oliver the bean bandit November 22, 2021

Oliver

An awesome person that is very sexy. Oliver had a 22.95 centimetre penis. Oliver fucked your mum last night. He has beautiful eyes and a bit of Imaginery Lat Syndrome. He is very smart and will fuck you up if you piss him off.

Oliver fucked your mum last night.

by Your mum gay 04838292 December 1, 2018

Oliver

An Oliver is the most caring kind of person you'll ever meet. Sometimes he doesn't want to show, but he really cares about stuff. He's intelligent and extremely logically thinking. An Oliver could win every discussion about politics/society/science with his enormous broad knowledge, but he'd rather let people talk and get them to realize their wrong conclusions themselves by asking critical questions.
You can always rely on Oliver and giggle about his silly jokes.

He's such an Oliver, I'm seriously gonna rethink my arguments.

by IncredibleLaiz November 23, 2021

Oliver

Is someone who is cool and would hang out with everyday

Wsp Oliver let’s hit the bar

by Idkwhobutok November 21, 2021

dusty olive

When you drop your bruised green/black balls in your mother in laws fart box. She will the garr pop your balls out producing the Dusty olive.

Hey babe you mom shot me a dope little Dusty olive last night.

by Socheezy March 6, 2018

Oliver Ray

Someone that everybody likes and/or has a massive cock. He can steal your girl with a simple look.

Person 1: Lets go out for dinner
Person 2: Ok, you are an Oliver Ray

by xXYOLOSWAGSTEALYOGIRLXx December 5, 2017