Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Johnny Hernandez-ing

you KNOW what this means!

Johnny: I dont know what that means...
Me: You're Literally Johnny Hernandez-ing Right Now

by KniveZzz June 20, 2022

Johnny Cabbing

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.

Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

by Pentathalon May 31, 2012

Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.

He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".

by onken015 April 19, 2013

Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your

That Skinny Johnny had my head going!

by The Skinny Johnny June 26, 2021

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 06, 2018

guy Johnny

Someone who love being ass fucked by their girlfriend on the daily. Although when in contact with friends will act appalled at the thought.

"Dude did you see how he was walking?" "Yea he's a total guy Johnny"

by Goobler October 29, 2023