Beaver Pig

A person who fills their house with trash and filth and seams fully content to live that way.
I went home with the women from the bar last night but when I got to her house it was knee deep in trash, dishes was piled up. The typical Beaver pig so I left.
by Lizard122 February 18, 2025
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beaver knuckles

a thugs favorite word, used to define knuckles like sonic hedgehog. it means that beavers have knuckles.
james redd: "check out those beaver knuckles"
guy: "on the guises"
by james redd December 02, 2024
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beaver knuckle

A man camel toe. When a man has his pants or underwear pulled too high. Similar to a "camel toe".
Oh my gosh, the guy at the gym had a huge beaver knuckle in those shorts.
by 910hqgurl September 29, 2017
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Beaver Lip

When your mouth is so dry (usually from partaking in the devil's lettuce, etc.) that your top lip sticks to the top of your teeth/gums giving the mouth a rodent appearance.

Or 'Fire Marshall Bill' from In Living Color....
"OMG You got cottonmouth so bad! You got Beaver Lip!!"
by AliciaMully November 23, 2024
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Betty Beaver

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.
Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.
by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021
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Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.
Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...
by ShellySmiles August 03, 2018
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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 09, 2019
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