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Cold soup ‘em

To cold soup ‘em is referring to the use of cold tomato soup to remove skunks from a hole, into a heated box
Person 1: “I have skunk problem.”
Person 2: “Just cold soup ‘em, that’s humane.”
by KingJim June 4, 2022
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cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.
Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!
by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016
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nice cold one

Before you leave let’s go grab a nice cold one.
by Prog Metal October 13, 2021
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cold limp logic

As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.
Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
by DrWolf April 28, 2010
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Mississippi Cold Pocket

Similar to an Alabama hot pocket in which a man deficates in a womans vagina and has sex with said vagina afterwards. The difference is the Mississippi cold pocket is performed on a dead and cold body, preferably a hooker.
Ross just did a Mississippi cold pocket on the dead hooker in the trunk!
by t bone0123456 May 11, 2010
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cold toilet seats

the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.
Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(
by fuckface101 August 19, 2009
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As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold
The pizza's as cold as a witches tit
by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004
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