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Matei Balan

Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.
Ana: Hello, do you know him?
Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan!
Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!
by BigNigaDick November 20, 2021
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Matea

Matea is the person who will help you in a difficult situation. He accepts mockery of him, but not of his friends and family. It's nice to have him as a friend.
Matea is better known as Guru
by Баща ти бе брат November 21, 2021
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Mateo

Mateo is a sensitive person who thinks he is cool.He has multiple crushes,he usually switches between hate and love relationships. He likes to spam with messages and steal other peoples work because he is a piece od shit. Mateo likes to use people to get his work done. He usually likes to swear and play a bad boy but usually is really sensitive. He likes Karleuša and sings all day. He is annyoing
Mateo: can you send me your work pls pls pls
Person 1: okay dont steal it please
Mateo:i wont
*mateo steals it anyway*
by amiamiami November 21, 2021
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Máté

Máté is a really talkative boy. He seems to be a silent person but if you get closer to him he is a really funny person.

Dont ever lose him, if you did that he would never cope with the loss
Person1: oh so You and Máté are close right?

Person2: Yeah, we are best friends.
by ahugegot7fan November 21, 2021
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Mate

Mate is someone with a really big cock. He will knock you out in bed.
Her: How big is it omg
Mate: about 12 inches why?
by ilikefortnite123 November 21, 2021
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Matej

Matej means a man with a very large dick who pleases he is also very sexy, hot, strong and smart.
You're such a Matej

Girl- I wish i cloud date Matej
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Mateo

A usually pretty egoistic, self-centered asshole that thinks he's above everyone.
Mateo? Oh yes, he's a toxic wh0re, better keep your distance.
by cevelle November 21, 2021
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