Michael Jordan

The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world

MJ is the greatest of all time

by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005

microwave music

Music (or a beat) that is made cheaply, fast, for the radio, or sales; generally not of high production, thought, and value.

Also referring to digital music production.

Question: What do you think about that new song on the radio?

Response: That song is terrible. That's microwave music.

by o t i s January 24, 2008

Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works

I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010

Micheal Richards

1. Mostly know for playing the character of Kramer in the hit show Seinfeld.
2. Most recently in 2006 was caught on tape with one of the most racist/funniest rants ever caught on tape.

Micheal Richards : He's a nigger!
He's a nigger!
A nigger!
Look there's a nigger!

by M2million December 7, 2006

slip a mickie

put something in someone's food or drink without their knowledge...such as a roofie or another mind altering drug

You better be careful, he might slip you a mickie or something.

by roofie slipper December 3, 2003

epic mickey

an unpleasant sex move in which the girl ends up making a painful squealing sound similar to mickey mouse's classic "a ha" sound

I knew my girlfriend had been cheating on me, so last night I gave her the epic mickey and at that moment she knew that I knew

by piffman2 October 20, 2009

micropeen

noun.

A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.

Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.

I can't see your micropeen.

Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.

by G-Noles March 10, 2010