by Swene January 29, 2007
Known for annoying the hell out of his family he gets it from someone named emo josh the one that you would see hanging on a tree and a corny joke on a sheet right next to it. He is also known for screaming reeeeeeee and having a dog that he rapes all the time. He is a torn main and has a nacked torb body pillow.
by Emo reeeee June 14, 2018
A: “I got a new AirPods Max!”
B: “Dude, you should have gotten the XM4s”
A: “Na man, I’m already deep in the eco-system”
C: “Bro, I just got my AirPods Max replaced for the 4th time this year”
A: “ Shit man, I got scammed by Apple again”
B: “Dude, you should have gotten the XM4s”
A: “Na man, I’m already deep in the eco-system”
C: “Bro, I just got my AirPods Max replaced for the 4th time this year”
A: “ Shit man, I got scammed by Apple again”
by sussybaka01 June 16, 2022
That boi over there is Max Salter
by PatrickMarsalek April 24, 2019
Best couple ever. Everyone wants to be them. They are the hottest couple. Baes forever obviously. They’re so cute. Mella forever 😍
by Hahahahahahaahshah January 03, 2021
Hey guys did you here about me Pulling a Max? last night I did a suicide jerk I was about to cum so I yelled ¨Girlfriend!! come quit!!" and as soon as she came in my room I 360 offed my bed no scoped nutted in her mouth giving her that special secret sauce. #LoveGF #whatachamp <3
by Fatcoochslayer69 December 09, 2021