Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006

math-class

Medical disorder whereby one gets an erection in an unusual place where one didn't intend. (ex. Math Class)

Primary cause- ejaculation deprivation

Cures-usually simmer after a short period.
-In extreme cases one may Perform a belt tuck, followed by an immidiate trip to the bathroom where one should plessure oneself accordingly

Today I had a math-class all math class.

by Rob spank December 21, 2005

Math

The act of exchanging ones personal phone number.

if you wanted to exchange phone numbers with someone you would say "could i get your math.

or "lets exchange math"

by the duder of the chi April 22, 2009

Mathametic

A god, the perfect being, rules all of Anilinkz.

The reason Mathametic only strikes once, is that the place isn't there the second time.

I worship Mathametic

by Mathametic August 15, 2010

Math Shot

When publishers or bookstores decide to offer a big discount to vaccinated customers keen to hone their mathematical problem-solving or guesstimation skills, who show their vaccination card and the math book to the cashier—a promotion to get kids, parents, and teachers all jabbed to minimize infection or reinfection, not to say, hospitalization.

At a popular bookstore, the math shot promotion for a set of four Singapore math textbooks and workbooks is: “$39 with Shots; $144 sans Shots.”

by MathPlus May 30, 2021

No Mates

Have no friends, and being beaten up because your a loner.

Look at Allen he is a No Mates.

by Current Events CELUE February 27, 2009

FICA Math

When the Singapore authorities could stop, disable, or block access to any online math content, which was unprovenly created via the works of foreign mathematicians or math educators, that the government deems politically, racially, religiously, or socially inappropriate to be published, because it could cast doubt or create confusion in the minds of locals, who could then have a low or wavering confidence in the Ministry of Education (MOE)’s goal in making the “fine” city an innumerate-free nation—FICA is short for “Foreign Interference (Countermeasures) Act.”

With a penalty of a fine of up to S$5,000 and continuing fines of up to S$500 for “every day or part of a day” for refusing to remove any politically incorrect content, guesstimate how much FICA math revenue could be generated annually from “mathematically significant” individuals and organizations that committed a mathematical offence.

by MathPlus October 13, 2021