Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and looks at the toilet paper afterward.

"You see that guy over there? I'll bet he's a looker."

"There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?"

by Iscariom March 1, 2011

scum licker

Any asshole at work, who sucks up to there boss, a corporate tool, a person who will do anything to make a buck, illegal aliens, people who work just so they can buy drugs

1: Mr. Illegal alien who waits on street corners to recieve work, or 2: that retarded ass, who spends all his/her money on drugs and then complains that that there broke, these two are just some examples my friends, of what a SCUM LICKER is, though there are many, many different types of Scum Lickers, just like how feces comes is many, shapes, colors, sizes, and smells, so does are friend the Scum Licker

by Pissed off Guy living in Jersey December 30, 2007

dildo licker

A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.

Bono the lead singer for U2 is the biggest dildo licker in all of world history.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 17, 2011

Licker lover

A lesbian.

I thought she was the shiznit, and yo I wanted to tap that-
turns out she was a licker lover though, with big racked gf.

by CJAMdaMAN May 28, 2010

Locke

Absolutely Savage. A true legend. Gets All of girls. Alpha and Omega.

That guy is a Locke.

by I'm may or not be Anonymous July 12, 2017

Table Licker

An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.

Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.

by RustyMeister June 28, 2010

lollipop licker

Someone, male or female, who enjoys giving fellatio. ie; giving oral sex to male.

That girl, she's really a really good lollipop licker.

by iammetisall September 26, 2010