Liftophobia

The fear of lifting weights

Nikoli has hasn’t lifted weights in over a month, and has clinically diagnosed and suffering from Liftophobia,

by ScaredStrength January 28, 2026

licto

A bizarre yet powerful phenomenon where someone—let’s say Maisha—can confidently ramble absolute nonsense while maintaining eye contact so intense it feels like foreplay. Her words make no logical sense, yet somehow, you’re nodding, captivated, and suddenly hyper-aware of how wet your underwear is. The more ridiculous the explanation, the stronger the effect—turning confusion into arousal, leaving you questioning reality and your own sanity.

Maisha started explaining how humidity affects pheromones and somehow, by the end of it, my brain was fried, my knees were weak, and my panties were holding back a tsunami. That woman is pure licto energy.

by Vegan Prophet February 12, 2025

List of OTHER reasons your kids are dead

Reason 1. Mentally Retarded. You're all mentally retarded. This leads you to interpret the information you receive incorrectly and/or causes you to deliberately misinterpret information. That is you being a retard.
Reason 2. The YouTube Filth. They are solipsistic vermin and your dead kids aren't even real to them. They CHOSE death for your kids and they did it with glee. They are not sorry. There were only 2 options here for them and they chose the child murder option and NOW... Now they are desperately trying avoid their own culpability in a crime they went out of their way to participate in and WERE WARNED would result in the murder of an indefinitely number of children. I mean, Cody Johnston and Katie Stohl weren't even involved initially! They wanted to jump on the hype train and join team child murder! And they did! Amd now the kids are dead... But! They're "sorry." So...
Reason 3. Not listening to your betters. I'm Hym. "Your better." That's me. I told you the child murder would occur. I told you what to do to stop it. You didn't listen and now you are burying your kids. You are trying to blame ME for YOU not listening to me. I proposed multiple solutions. You rejected all of them and then tried to game the system.
Reason 4. To protect a charlatan. How many lives are you willing to sacrifice so that a charlatan doesn't have to tell the truth if he doesn't want to? How many kids have to die so he can continue to pretend?

Hym "And there is my list of OTHER reasons your kids are dead. I could go on but I'm sure you get the picture. I'll just leave you with this. The people who have the most to gain or lose or the people who the most militant in just blindly being against me are the ones who deserve the most blame and have been amd will continue to be the most vocal in their Sunk Cost Fallacy. Your kids are already dead. They don't want to destroy their own lives the way they DESTROYED YOURS BY LETTING YOUR KID GET MURDERED JUST THERE IN THE EXACT WAY AND FOR THE EXACT REASON I FORETOLD! WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE. THE THING THAT HAPPENED WAS THAT! THE YOUTUBE ANIMALS GOT YOUR FUCKING KIDS MURDERED! THEY DIED A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE DEATH AND THE YOUTUBE FUCKS ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE! And that is the difference between me and a YouTube freak. I won't pretend to care about your kids. They will. Now, they are going to pretend they didn't get your kids killed. And I won't."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Listen

Hey, I have already gotten farther than literally everyone who has ever existed. I'm literally 5-15 years away from being the first male in human history to create life... Or have already done that... Or I guys could say I busted a fat nut into UD... That's what this is. These are like my sperms.

Hym "Nah, expecting me to listen presupposes that YOU are the word-saying-guy and I'm the listening guy. I'm the word-saying-guy."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

List of Names

Oh really?

Hym "There's a list of names of people who are considered 'dead' and people are handing out these names in the same way that police hand out 'no trespass' orders to gas stations. Intriguing... Sounds like my thing! I wonder what they do to these people..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Listenbarresment

When you Are in class and your Fuckass teacher catches you listening to music and you have to either put away or give them your headphones/airpods

I had So much listenbarresment when mr.———- Took my headphones last class

by ScribesofSiegler April 28, 2025

Listen to women

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TSSSSSSSSS... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OOOOOOOH MAN! NO! JUST "NO" DAWG! I'M NOT DOING THAT!

Hym "You- LISTEN TO WOMEN!? PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? LISTEN TO- PFFFFT-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025