R Kelley

1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.

Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"

by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010

Kellanimal

A woman who is chic, classy, and wins at life. Someone who has fun with whatever they do, and generally makes life more interesting for those around her.

Man, that Kellanimal is just too cool for words.

by Hilary Paige Martinnnnnnn November 11, 2008

Kellermans

Globular dead zones within a Protein A chromatography column.

Looks like we've got some Kellermans in this column, better check the HETP / asymmetry!

by tealtiger2 August 1, 2012

Kellen

told me im built like a plastic fork. What does that make YOu boy? Huh? are you a wittle tinwy knife? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"Kellen is a cheesecake"

by Dee The Bee January 31, 2022

kelli

a down ass homegirl with an extremly loud and very unique laugh.
often found rollin in a very clean (hot) ride.

LaPria- Hey T, what was you doin yesterday?
Tanya- I was hungover.
LaPria- O, you went out with Kelli again.
Tanya- Yupp.

by T-ThiZZ3L October 18, 2008

kelli lewis

A "Kelli Lewis" is quote me on this, A short, sweet, sexy, and perverted girl. She likes food too much. She i absolutely gorgeous. She's shy around certain people. She hates the way she looks and everything about herself. She loves her boyfriend. People don't know why she thinks she not as pretty as she actually is. She has beautiful eyes and hair. Has an amazing smile. She's not afraid to kick you in the balls if you mess with her. Everyone the hates her envy's her and the rest just love her because of her personality and looks(:

Person 1: God, That girl's so pretty.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That girls * points *
Person 2: Oh, That's a Kelli Lewis

by Iloveyoumorethananything<3 April 1, 2010

Kelby

Smart,thoughtful,fun to be around,
Cute, stays with one guy not a cheater,loves that one guy, has many friends, and beyond beautiful

Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: that's kelby

Guy 1: I want her
Guy 2: good luck dude she's taken

by Bella achenyumm June 17, 2013