jacktardian

Related to being or acting like a jackass retard.

Don't be a jacktardian ass clown and do something really stupid.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

JackTheDown

JackTheDown is a troubled young specie that is endangered he has the iq of a lettuce leaf and the looks of a stroke patient he needs help FAST. [e-mail] helps people to find more about his rare condition! Please if Jack is seen kick a ball at his head

JackTheDown is a kid with a syndrome

by Saggy lip October 7, 2019

Jacked

Jacked means excited, or elated over a certain situation.

I'm so jacked to be going to this concert tonight; I've been looking forward to it for weeks.

by smk2000 October 14, 2019

jackthealienboy

dumb

man, jackthealienboy is such an idiot. he’s tall. tall people suck. and rhode island DOES exist.

by jessepinkmansleftnut April 13, 2020

Jacker

Jacker is a teenager who gets buzzed after drinking too many bang energy drinks. he listens to kidzbop while snorting cocaine. known as “Tubby” by his friends. he tries hard to get his vertical up. it is nearly as high as he gets after his cheeto dust-meth sessions. he feels comforted by beef sticks. tries to keep his relationship with his purple-haired girlfriend secret. he also after they annoy him to his sister’s dismay. becomes self conscious when called a gringo.

Jacker used to be emo and listen to 21 pilots.

by ghandi einstein April 18, 2020

jacktaculous

When you just can't find a better word to describe something great. A better and modified version of jacktastic.

Also used to define and give praise to a female named Jackie or a boy named Jack

"This cake is JACKTACULOUS"

"is jacktaculous coming to the party"

by Jacktaculous April 24, 2020

Jacktard

When your friend is being both a retard and a jack ass.

Bob told Bill to stop acting like a Jacktard at the pool.

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020