cliff hanger

Little dried up clumps of shit that cling onto your arse hair

Ben: There was no toilet paper in that toilet’
Dover: ‘Err, you’ll have dirty cliff hangers you scruff’

by ImNightLightKidsTurnMeOn March 2, 2020

elliot handler

The guy who invented Hot wheels remember those toy cars you used to play with as a kid

guy: Hey dude remember Hot wheels
friend: yeah those old toy cars
guy: the guy who invented it (Elliot handler) his wife invented barbie (Ruth handler)
friend: really that's cool

by SHINOBI EXE March 17, 2020

Finger Handleballs

These can be created when one has an extremely large scrotum(a large ballsack with lots of loose skin) by placing both hands with their index fingers and thumbs touching in the middle their scrotum making sure each testicle is on either side of the pinky fingers when they close their hands to make a fist to simulate riding a bike and holding onto each handle bar. Thus giving the illusion and appearance of riding one’s bike. For the full affect some place tassels, boobie or non boobie, onto each testicle to fully capture one’s childhood memories.

Jim was so poor while growing up that he couldn’t afford a bike so all through high school he would stand in front of his fan and make finger handleballs and imagine speeding down a steep hill with his new bike.

by Turn And Cough March 24, 2020

Armenian HandleBar

The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.

"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"

"corr blimey, had me some Armenian HandleBar last night, proper nice"

by TooRayYay April 23, 2020

Baggage handler

A guy or girl that has a type that consists of the significant other having baggage or some form of an emotional burden

Steve is a baggage handler he only likes girls with baggage.

by PHD. Mike Hunt September 10, 2020

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

worm handle

A) to refer to ones own or another phallic member

B) to refer to a grasp relatable to one you would use to masturbate

A) tod has a huge worm handle

B) don’t hold the baseball bat too tight or too soft, give it a good worm handle

by Stink boy September 25, 2020