Hootenanny

A gathering of like-minded people with folk music sometimes incorporating dancing, with no less than four fat girls and hosted by your favorite local feed store.

Hey I heard Palo Cedro feed was having a hootenanny September 8th we should go down there is going to be no less than for fat girls and beer.

by Feed store mafia September 1, 2018

Hooted

Verb
Similar to laughing but more expressive. Often used when talking about an inside joke or laughing about a viral video.

Person 1: “Dude did you see that new video it’s my favourite thing?”
Person 2: “Omg it was so funny. I hooted”

by Leafmealoneee March 5, 2019

Hooner

When you elbow someone else's stomach while you jerk off

Do you want a hooner?

by IsAiAh_LoVe69 January 12, 2019

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

by JAYmist January 21, 2019

Hoofer

a person who goes around and literally scams people for a shit ton of money.

me: i was fucked over by a hoofer not too long ago.
friend: ah same, he took a lot of money from me.

by Luzu May 10, 2019

hooker boots

Thigh-high boots with stiletto heels, typically in shiny (fake) black leather.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.

She was wearing hooker boots and a miniskirt, trying to hard to find a man.

by giant killer robot May 10, 2019

Homoterosexual

A bisexual

Boy: Hey dude I'm coming out as a homoterosexual
Boy 2: The heck is that?
Boy: a bisexual
Boy 2: oh

by DewElr May 14, 2019