henny in his veins

Usually when a basketball player is on fire and is hitting every shot

Wow J.R. Smith really had henny in his veins during game 5 of the finals

by Sophie.bumblebee June 14, 2017

Cheesed in his van

This is when you do sexual activities in a car and you use this phrase to indicate that you or your partner has reached an orgasm. Could be used in present or past tense, also all genders are included as well.

Me: have you cheesed in his van?

Person: well, where else would I? His parents are home all the time.

by Holyferret June 17, 2018

Stroking his goose

Euphemism for masturbation

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"

by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018

broken his banjo

Broken his erect penis

Jenifer was riding Rob so hard she has broken his banjo

by The UK BIG G January 9, 2021

carmalizing his onions

To get someone high on acid in order for them to tell you the truth about something.

"Has he come clean yet? "
"No, but I've been carmalizing his onions for the past three hours. He'll come clean in no time."

by Muddled Bag of Dicks November 30, 2015

Noah and his ASTD

Dumb fuck who thinks ASTD is a game, ASTD is however NOT a game. This is actually scientifically proven because Noah is retarted, anyways ASTD IS NOT A GAME and even if it was it would be horrendously trash

"I got madara in AsTD!1|" Noah to everyone
"Shut the fuck up your adopted!!!" Everyone to noah
"Noah and his ASTD" - A tragic tale of him and his sexually transmitted words

by Noahs astd July 10, 2022

slinging his bag

When your balls stick to your leg and you try to get them free. This is the act of them swinging, or slinging, to freedom.

"Did you see Sean slinging his bag after practice?"

by JoJoTheJonas September 28, 2017