girlfriend

why don't you have a drink

"i ate my girlfriends toe nails"

by Orange smegma motha fucka June 6, 2021

Girlfriend day

This day is on June 13th and it’s when you and your girlfriend do something together which is special to you both or buy her something special to her

Me: *gives gift*

Gf: What was that for?

Me: girlfriend day silly

by Trina Coghail June 7, 2021

girlfriend

girlfriend is a object you waste your money and time on

choccy: do u have a girlfriend
tea: no im gay

by TIEN LUU June 10, 2021

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

Girlfriend

What you think you desperately need in your first, second year of university before your priorities finally change and you realise there's more to life than that.

Kelvin at 18: Ohh I really need a girlfriend who is really kind at heart.
Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still!
Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??

by DavidandIsaac June 27, 2021

Give your girlfriend attention

A day where you don’t IGNORE YOUR GIRLFRIEND and you give her attention

look it’s national give your girlfriend attention day!

by your_nan0 July 5, 2021