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Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook.

Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.

Ciera: Good one.
by nopantszone August 2, 2010
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Facebook

The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.

Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Mom: Are you doing your homework son?

Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.

Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.

Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010
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Facebook Fraud

The act of altering your profile information, writing things on the walls of others, etc. to illicit feelings of sympathy from others or to attract attention.
Jolene wrote that she was feeling down on her ex’s wall so that he’d message her again. She knew it was Facebook fraud but she didn't care.

We ignore everything that he writes on Facebook. It's mostly just Facebook fraud to get us to invite him out to the bar more often.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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The act of slapping a person in the face with a book.
by Andrew_JD March 2, 2009
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Facebook noob

One who is generally new to facebook or acts noobish on Facebook. This person usually joins numerous random groups and pages, totaling way over 500, frequently coping other facebookers, asks for help in terms of how to use their facebook and many other ways
Facebook Noob: I have a question about my facebook

John:What?

Facebook Noob: How do I check the groups I'm in?

John: Go to the info tab

Facebook Noob: Thanks

John: HOLY SHIT, Your in 1300 groups? Wow your such a Facebook noob.
by AZN2374 December 1, 2009
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Facebook Ghost

Someone who goes on Facebook and comments on a picture/video but logs off immediately after. These people do this to give the impression that they are so cool and popular that they can only spare a few seconds of their busy day to comment on a mere Facebook picture/video.
Guy 1: Hey, Tony just made a comment on my picture, and it says he wrote it "a few seconds ago", but he's not on Facebook chat.

Guy 2: Wooooow, what a Facebook Ghost.
by palabra up March 6, 2010
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Facebook Drama Queen

Attention seeker who periodically (or habitually) deactivates their FB account so as to solicit messages of concern for that person's well being. The Drama Queen will then reactivate their account a week later and accumulate "Welcome Back" and "We were so worried" wall postings.
"Hey, did you notice Joanne's not on FB any longer?"
"Oh, she'll be back. She's nothing but a little Facebook Drama Queen seeking attention."
by fleck2 August 7, 2012
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