Dong Haze

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.

Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.

Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.

by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011

small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room

ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet

by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

dong hyun

a filthy rich person. bourgeois, and is sometimes really stoned

yo, noblis obelige. can you buy me a moncler, dong hyun?

by bossboy1322 January 23, 2019

Ding Dong

A white mans penis.

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong

by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019

Dong Yi

Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.

Mary: Goddang Dong Yi you’re one sexy beast… wish I could have you by my side!

by cheebaikia November 22, 2021

ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.

My god, look at that Ding dong duster.

by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017