Courtesy Wipe

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.

(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

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Courtesy lighter

The lighter you are graciously gifted with when the gas station clerk turns around to grab your pack of smokes.

"I got 4 courtesy lighters when I grabbed a pack earlier"

by Azmt1294 January 19, 2019

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a boy/man who is usually a hockey kid. he's rude to almost everyone except if you are important to him or your his girlfriend. a Carter has the looks but not the right personality. carters are always trying to help in whatever way possible. he's very cocky and is always talking sexually about two people. he will usually look like caillou. he will also act like an ass if he does not like you

girl 1; how are you dating Carter he's such an ass
girl 2; he's nice and funny. he just doesn't like you

by sister spilling names January 22, 2019

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Carter

A short douchebag who thinks he’s cool.

Girl 1: that short guy who used to work at Braums is annoying
Girl 2: sounds like Carter

by Cale’s Girl February 7, 2019

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Carter

He gets a lot of men with his micro-penis

Carter is very gay

by Shlotty Cameron February 8, 2019

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Carter

A cute sweet guy who will make the best boyfriend. He has an amazing family and will love you with all his heart. You will always be smiling and laughing with him.

Carter is the cutest guy ever.
I love carter.

by Not your Barbie girl February 19, 2019

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