Crystal Castles

Not just a band, prior to the techno duo this referred to an arcade game created by the atari company in the 1980's. One of the first games to have an actual ending, you run around these odd castles collecting gems as this weird bear creature.

let's play crystal castles

by smushie February 1, 2009

Crystal pistol

A glass utensil that you smoke crystal methamphetamine through

I was twirling a mad vortex in my crystal pistol when all of a sudden

by Hoogan123 October 22, 2016

Crysis

The best FPS so far but can only be handled on a Superman computer. You get free roam and environment destruction which is always fun.

Man, I got this old computer and can't handle Crysis.
Haha, noob, I got a computer which cost me 5k just to play Crysis.

by Alex Reboks February 26, 2008

Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009

Fat Girl Crying

Signals the end of a party or concert, or closing time of a nightclub or bar. At the end of any social gathering there will always, always be a fat girl crying.

Time to go, fat girls are crying.

'What time are we leaving?'

'5 past fat girl crying.'

by Tonymicjoe November 17, 2009

Crystal

An absolutely stunning, smart and awesome girl with a smile that can brighten up anyone's day. Can even make people who are feeling miserable laugh.

- "I was feeling down until I saw Crystal today."
- "Crystal has the best smile."

by Darkness-666 March 6, 2009

the crying game

(n.) Sick ass movie about an IRA man feeling guilty for a British soldier he allowed to die and comforting his girlfriend. However, when Fergus and Dill are getting it on...watch the movie.

Mayor Quimby: The chick in the crying game is really a man


Crowd: boo!


Mayor Quimby: I mean...man, was that a good movie

Crowd: yay!

by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004